Funny And Relatable Tweets About Going To The Doctor

Going to the doctor is a huge pain in the ass. Long waits, cold rooms, pages and pages of forms to fill out… The funny thing about the doctor is that it’s supposed to be a place where you go to get healthy. But instead you are surrounded by germs, sick people and unflattering fluorescent lighting. Rude. Anyways… Scroll down to see the funniest and most relatable tweets we could find and don’t forget to share your experiences in the comment section below!

My doctor’s office just called to confirm my Pap smear tomorrow. They told me I’m not allowed to bring any guests. So if I had previously invited you to this incredibly invasive procedure, unfortunately I have to uninvite you. Sorry.

“Please arrive to your doctor appointment 15 minutes early so our secretary can explain why we’re running 45 minutes late.”

DENTAL HYGIENIST: your teeth and gums are moments from death. Quit your job so you can floss 16 times an hour. I hate you! DENTIST: looks good!

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Women On Instagram Are Choosing Not To Shave For Januhairy

Similar to the social movement Movember, which encourages men to grow mustaches in November to raise awareness of men’s health issues, such as prostate cancer, testicular cancer, and men’s suicide, Januhairy is an annual event targeted to women. Launched by Laura Jackson back in 2018 and started as an experiment for women to be sponsored to grow out their body hair for a month, Januhairy aims to promote body positivity and acceptance of body hair on women. The feedback controversial… What do you think? Let us know in the comments below!

Januhairy: no shave January.

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Is Blinker Fluid a Real Thing? Yes, It Is!

Attention all car owners! Are you tired of your blinkers behaving erratically? Do they refuse to turn off, even when you’ve safely made a lane change? Do they only work when they feel like it? If so, it might be time to check your blinker fluid levels. That’s right – just like your engine needs oil and your brakes need brake fluid, your blinkers require a special fluid to function properly. And the good news is, it’s never been easier to get your hands on this mysterious substance. In this day and age it can easily be purchased on Amazon. But don’t be fooled by imitators – not all blinker fluids are created equal. You want to make sure you’re getting the real deal, so be sure to look for the “Max Strength” stamp of quality.

Premium quality blinker fluid.

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The Funniest Tweets About Dogs (Part 2)

Parents love to talk about their kids, and that also includes dog parents. But can you really blame them? Dogs aren’t only adorable but also endlessly entertaining and funny. Whether you own one yourself or know someone who does it’s likely you’ve witnessed a series of comedic stunts (mostly accidental) by these four-legged clowns. Also don’t forget to check Part 1.

*wife from the next room* "I hope you haven't spent all your months wages on something expensive and unnecessary again" Me:

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The Funniest Tweets About Introverts (Part 2)

In today’s competitive world where connections are very valuable and even essential, it’s not easy to be an introvert. Even if you are not socially anxious or very shy, it can be pretty challenging to endure hours of social interaction or even ten minutes of a small talk. Finding a fellow introvert might therefore be a huge relief. Scroll down to see that you are not alone, and don’t forget to check out Part 1 too.

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult…

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T-Rex Sketch Completed In a Way That Could Never Be Replicated by AI

Twitter user @anloremi recently posed a challenge to users on the social media platform: complete a T-Rex image to prove that human art cannot always be replaced by artificial intelligence. The results of the challenge were truly impressive, with each submission adding a unique and hilarious twist to the image. While AI may be able to replicate certain artistic skills, it cannot match the creativity and individuality that sets human art apart. Yet…

Complete this image in a way that proves you won’t be replaced by AI

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Top 50 Fun Things To Do In an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

4. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

5. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!”

6. Meow occasionally.

7. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

8. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

9. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.

10. Burp, and then say “mmmm…tasty!”

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Funniest Reactions To Andrew Tate Getting Owned by Greta Thunberg

Former kickboxer Andrew Tate tried to provoke the Swedish climate change activist by bragging about how many internal combustion engine cars he owns as well as asking for her email address so he could send her a “complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions”. Greta Thunberg replied with: “yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com” Greta’s retort did now go well with Tate as he responded to it in a video and was seen making several hate comments against the climate activist. However, the clip featured two boxes of Jerry’s pizza, which has allegedly tipped off Romania authorities to his whereabouts. Soon after the Andrew’s arrest for human trafficking accusations, social media sites were flooded with hilarious memes about the whole row that went insanely viral online. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him. All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off. Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

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