You know what they say: “The higher the hair, the closer to God”. But seriously: what’s up with the outlandish haircuts, creepy references to touching, and eerie ventriloquist dummies? Scroll down to see the weirdest Christian music album covers we could find!
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not sure what J.J.Worthington is doing here, none of those songs are “christian”
Those are awesome. Sadly, they’re no nuttier than some of the “self-published” books available on Amazon right now.
The “Satan is Real” album cover would make an awesome poster.
Re: the last album in the list, is that a bomb/missile?
Finally, many of those Christians have quite the fascination with puppets – quite the metaphor there.
I am not sure which disturbed me most: the amount of times I just read “he touched me” or the number of ventriloquist dummies!
Satan Is Real is a great album. And the Louvin Brothers story is pretty tragic.
On that Don’t Pity Me one, someone’s gonna have to declare their pronouns, cuz it’s unclear.
These are actually pretty good horror movie posters.
I never knew Hunter S. Thompson was actually J.J. Worthington.
I’m not sure if this site will let me post link, but google “the faith tones”, it’s an interesting mystery
The “Country Church” people must be outstanding in their field.
Thank you….
I own the Barren Cross album. It’s awesome. Sounds like Iron Maiden.