By: Blue Daisy
The last one is just so relatable....for introverts though.
By: Lurking Coward
Dad: Why is your doorbell button missing?
Me: *shrugs*
Dad: How will you know if someone is at the front door?
Me: I won't.
Dad: Want me to rewire that for you?
Me: Please leave my property, unkind stranger.
By: Anonymous
Gold star for Anna Kendrick.
By: TeaForOnePlease.
Me: *suspects I have more in common with those trolls in their basements drinking Jolt and eating Hot Pockets while pounding away at...something*
Also me: *finds out those trolls also wear headsets so they can actually talk to other people while pounding away*
Now I can't decide if I feel better or worse.
By: Anonymous Introvert
Brilliant. Me to a T, esp. the last one.