By: Anonymous
Start singing Einstein on the Beach.
By: snake
with the 27th one, i already do this lol
By: Tea
Geez, half of these would get the cops called on you thus risking a fine at best or death at worst.
Having said that, try wearing a creepy mask (or maybe a princess mask) and facing the wall. Say nothing. Works best in elevators with polished walls, of course.
Or take your shoes off. Even if your feet don't stink, it makes people uncomfortable for some reason.
By: Doc
Talk to your finger and call it Tony.
Write on the doors, opposite the mirror at the back, REDRUM
(I just read and watched Shining...)
By: Pig
"Meow."
By: Phnom Penh Yankees Fan
Most of these are neither fun nor funny and a good-many of them would risk an assault in response.
By: KOHLRABI
Genius.
By: KOHLRABI
JUVENILE!
By: Anonymous
Holy crap I did the first comment for the first time
By: Anonymous
Haha. Very funny, in a good way
